Here's something to make you laugh!

One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Grandma came home. 

My Grandpa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because (as he put it) it was 'just the cutest thing!' 

Grandma waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Grandpa, and she watched him drink it up. Then she said, (as only a Grandma would know), "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"

Emoticons and their meanings

Did you know that western emoticons can be different to eastern ones?  Have you ever been confused because you didn't understand an emoticon?  Or have you ever wanted to use one, but not known the emoticon for the emotion that you feel?

Well, here is a table to help you!
This can also help you learn adjectives to describe feelings in English!

Icon	Meaning
:-) :) :o) :] :3 :c) :> =] 8) =) :} :^) :っ)	Smiley or happy face.
:-D :D 8-D 8D x-D xD X-D XD =-D =D =-3 =3 B^D	Laughing, big grin, laugh with glasses
:-))	Very happy or double chin[
>:[ :-( :(  :-c :c :-<  :っC :< :-[ :[ :{	Frown, unhappy
:-|| :@ >:(	Angry
:'-( :'(	Crying
:'-) :')	Tears of happiness
D:< D: D8 D; D= DX v.v D-':	Horror, disgust, sadness, great dismay
>:O :-O :O 8-0	Surprise, shock, yawn
:* :^* ( '}{' )	Kiss, couple kissing
;-) ;) *-) *) ;-] ;] ;D ;^) :-,	Wink, smirk
>:P :-P :P X-P x-p xp XP :-p :p =p :-Þ :Þ :þ :-þ :-b :b	Tongue sticking out, cheeky/playful, blowing a raspberry
>:\ >:/ :-/ :-. :/ :\ =/ =\ :L =L :S >.<	Skeptical, annoyed, undecided, uneasy, hesitant
:| :-|	Straight face, no expression, indecision
:$	Embarrassed, blushing
:-X :X :-# :#	Sealed lips or wearing braces
O:-) 0:-3 0:3 0:-) 0:) 0;^)	Angel, saint, innocent
>:) >;) >:-)	Evil
}:-) }:) 3:-) 3:)	Devilish
o/\o ^5 >_>^ ^<_<	High five
|;-) |-O	Cool, bored/yawning
:-& :&	Tongue-tied (you don’t know what to say)
#-)	You partied all night
%-) %)	You’re drunk or confused
:-###.. :###..	Being sick
<:-|	Dumb, stupid
<*)))-{ ><(((*> ><>	Fish, something's fishy, Christian fish
\o/	Cheering: "Yay, yay."

Merry Christmas

Every boot that marched in battle and every uniform stained with blood will be destroyed and thrown into the fire. ⁶ This will happen when the special child is born. God will give us a son who will be responsible for leading the people. His name will be “Wonderful Counselor, Powerful God, Father Who Lives Forever, Prince of Peace.” ⁷ His power will continue to grow, and there will be peace without end. This will establish him as the king sitting on David’s throne and ruling his kingdom. He will rule with goodness and justice forever and ever. The strong love^[b] that the Lord All-Powerful has for his people will make this happen!

Isaiah 9: 5 - 7 (Easy-To-Read Version of the Holy Bible)

English is a funny language...

Red Nose Day!

Red Nose day helps raise money to fund cures and better treatments for conditions like childhood cancer, heart disease, asthma, and many more life-threatening illnesses that mean the children affected often miss out on a normal childhood.

Funny :-)

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